An Indonesian queer movie

When I was child, I read the book "Srikandi Belajar Manah".. so based on my own imagination, I created this "Srikandi" as an attractive but independent, yet strong and lil bit boyish woman (because she got this archery stuff).
In the love side, I think she's dumb enough.. hello?! Got married with Arjuna gitu loh..
1st. This mas Arjuna can be said as her brother in-law (her sister got married to Arjuna's brother) which means they are relatives, eww!
2nd. This mas Arjuna also got a wife. Ih, nggak banget deh lo Sri, jadi bini ke-2
3rd. This mas Arjuna well-know as a jerk, player etc di dunia perwayangan, gue sih amit-amit!
4th. The reason why this mas Arjuna was interested in her just because she loooked like his wife's servant. Lah iya ini si Arjuna gengsi ngambil pembantu bininya jadi istri, diambilah Srikandi yang merupakan KW-Super si mbak. emoh aku yen dadi koe Sri!

Well well.. actually this isn't my purpose to write down my personal opinion about Srikandi. Nggak ada hubungannya lah :p

So this is how the story goes: Ann, My German friend, told me about this "Indonesian Queer Movie". It's called "Children of Srikandi/Anak-anak Srikandi". I just watched the official trailer so I cannot say that much. But btw, then I googled this "Srikandi" and found that in Mahabharata, she's told as a woman that been raised as a man, and sometimes with the neutral gender. Maybe in the Queer words, we can say that she's a butch or andro.
*uh, luntur sudah khayalanku tentang mbak Srikandi yang berambut panjang dan berkemben.. because maybe she had short hair and jeans, with an A-mild on her lips*

Then, why don't just find the movie outside there and let me know how it is going :D

link link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRtrFnMR2c8

one day

Buluk : oh, who is this pretty girl in every pictures of your sister?
Pacar : I don't know, maybe her best friend or something. You know she never shares anything to me..

Buluk : Your sister looks really boyish with this haircut.
Pacar : Yeah, she's not a kind of the "feminim girl". Her fashion or her hair style isn't like the other girls.

Buluk : Does your sister have any boyfriends?
Pacar : I never ask, but I'm sure she doesn't have one. She really closes with some girls, but I don't know any boys.


You know what, darling, actually I won't be that surprised if one day you tell me your sister is a lesbian

dikira PSK

Jumat kemaren officially gw putus sama En.

Dan dengan alasan untuk melupakan kesedihan, gw dan beberapa orang temen berbondong-bondong menyambangi Venue, club yang terkenal dengan Abg-Abg asoy di daerah Kemang.

dari satu gelas-ke gelas lainnya, dari vodka ke beer, kembali lagi ke vodka, there i was, jalan sempoyongan sambil geol-geol pantat. gw mabok ga ketulungan.
Demi menghindari segerombolan cowo-cowo arab yang nampaknya bernafsu banget pingin ngangkut gw ke tempat mereka, akhirnya Mario, salah seorang temen cowo ngajakin buat pulang.

It was 4 o'clock.. gw berdua sharing taxi menuju rumah doi.
Tiba-tiba deket stasiun Cikini taxi di depan kita diberentiin sama polisi. Kena tilang nampaknya. Dan karena jalanan sempit, ga mungkin taxi kita mendahului. Kita terpaksa berenti juga.

Dan saat itulah moment antara hidup dan mati terjadi.

"fuck, my Id card is in Sandra's wallet" gw mulai adem-panas.
"o shit" Mario nampak pucat "I don't bring my passport with me"

Polisi itu dengan gagah perkasa mengetuk pintu, dan seperti biasa mengucapkan salam.
"selamat pagi ibu, boleh saya tau dari mana?"
gw mencoba akting setenang mungkin, padahal kaki uda lemes banget "dari cikini pak" gw menjawab sekenannya.
"ini kan cikini bu, boleh saya lihat KTP'nya, ibu menuju kemana memangnya?"

Si Mario lagi buka dompet, siap-siap buat ngasi duit, refleks gw rebut tuh dompet dari doi, gw liat student-card'nya.. bodo ah, gw kasi aja tuh ke polisi.

"rumah kita di jalan Surabaya, Pak" Mario dengan Indonesianya yang patah-patah mencoba menjelaskan.
"iya pak, suami saya nggak bawa KTP saya, kita tinggal di jalan Surabaya kog" gw aga mundur, nempel dikit ke Mario, biar aura "suami-istri" makin ketara.

Akhirnya student-card'nya mario dibalikin, dan polisi itu ngasi kita pergi.


syuhhhhh, ga kebayang kalo tu polisi kebetulan lagi nyari duit, bakalan berabe urusannya. Kita berdua bakal digelandang ke kantor polisi terdekat, besoknya bakal masuk koran LAMPU MERAH dengan headline "gara-gara mabok dan ga bawa KTP, seorang wanita yang sedang bersama teman bulenya digelandang ke kantor polisi lantaran di kira PSK."


APA KATA DUNIA?!!

jadi backpacker

note :
backpack - check!
clothes - check!
bikini - check!
short pants - check!
sunblock - check!
camera - check!

pacar : "eitssss.. ga boleh pake bikini!"

note (NEW):
backpack - check!
clothes - check!
short pants - check!
sunblock - check!
camera - check!

so, are you ready for rockin' the beach?! ;)

kalah taruhan.

"boooo.. gue putus!"
"lagi?"
"kali ini terakhir, ga ada balik-balikan lagi"
"alaaa.. lagu lama. liat, tar juga pasti nyesel lu"
"enggak, pokoknya enggak! ni, gue uda ngepak-ngepak semua barang doi"
"diapain?"
"tauk, buang laut aja. benci gue"
"percaya."
"nadanya gitu.. ga percaya amat. liat, gue putus beneran nih"
"taruhan, pasti bakal balik lagi"
"okeeee.. kalo gue ga balik, lo beliin gue bakmi gm"
"kalo lo balik, gue minta dibayarin ke seaworld."

keesokan harinya.
"booo, gue bayarin lo ke seaworld deh."

putus nyambung, putus nyambung putus nyambung, sekarang putus, besoknya menyesal.. (BBB)

*kaya abg aja lu, Buluk :p